Which club/s has the coolest name...?

Always liked the name Ajax... same for Juventus as well. Arsenal sounds "Tough"... which makes it strangely ironic how our players are anything but that... well, Vermaelen looks like he could rip your nipples off with his teeth but that's about it... we lost the psycho factor after Lehmann left... most English clubs are named after their cities which isn't really imaginative...